Light and Dark Rhapsody

Ciao~

2007-11-19T23:15:35Z

I thought i'd be polite and just formally say i'm going on hiatus for a while.

T'is all.

LMAO convos

2007-11-15T02:25:45Z

Morning Delirium: Omfg, it's always sex with you! ;_; WE'RE THROUGH.
akira63636363: i can change DX
akira63636363: plz wtf no
Morning Delirium: That's what you said before! THINK OF THE CHILDREN.
akira63636363: you know what, you've changed when you shouldn't have. before you weren't so controlling but when am i ever going to have some ME TIME! SCREW THE CHIKDREN YOU'VE POISONED THIER MINDS AGAINST ME DX
Morning Delirium: YOU'RE A MONSTER! I'M MOVING OUT. -grabs suitcases-
akira63636363: YOU'RE NOT MOVING OUT! I'M KICKING YOU O
akira63636363: UT!
Morning Delirium: WELL I'M TAKING THE TV, THEN.
akira63636363: I'M TAKING THE FRIDGE!
Morning Delirium: FINE!
akira63636363: FINE!
Morning Delirium: FINE!!!
akira63636363: OK!
Morning Delirium: GOODBYE!
akira63636363: SEE YA LATER I'LL MAIL YOU THE KIDS!
Morning Delirium: NOT UNLESS YOU'VE GOT SOME MONEY LEFT AFTER I SUE YOUR ASS!
akira63636363: HOW DARE YOU THREATEN MY ASS, IT SERVED IN NAM!
Morning Delirium: 'NAM, HUH? NO WONDER YOU'VE GOT PROBLEMS GETTING IT UP THESE DAYS!
akira63636363: WELL MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T PUT ON SO MUCH MAKE UP I MIGHT THINK YOU'RE A WOMAN AND NOT A CLOWN!
Morning Delirium: WELL THAT TOOK YOU A WHILE, DIDN'T IT? NO WONDER, YOU'RE AS WRINKLY AS A PRUNE, YOU OLD SACK OF...OF...
Morning Delirium: UGH! I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! -storms out the door-
akira63636363: GOOD, GO! WHO NEEDS YOU!?
akira63636363: ....
akira63636363: *strips down to underwear, grabs a pillow, goes to ground, curls up and cries**
Morning Delirium: ...well, that was retarded. XDDDDDD
akira63636363: i'm not a bad guy i'm just insecure T.T
Morning Delirium: I know, I know...
akira63636363: i can change T___T
Morning Delirium: Too true.
akira63636363: i dig your clown look i really do
Morning Delirium: ...okay, that's a bit disturbing.
akira63636363: i thought thats what you wanted to hear DX
Morning Delirium: Well, I mean, I do look a little bit like a clown...
Morning Delirium: Honestly, hunny, we shouldn't fight like this. Just be honest with me.
akira63636363: yeah it's not good for the children and we end up just making a mess of things i mean look at that? The neighbours don't want to see me in my underwear but they can because the curtains are wide open.
Morning Delirium: We should just have a nice, clean-cut divorce, if we really need one. Yes?
akira63636363: ok but as a last resort?
akira63636363: i think we should see a counceller
akira63636363: if we are unable to salvage what we have then yes, a clean-cut divorce
Morning Delirium: I fully support your proposal of councelling.
akira63636363: and i fully support your support
Morning Delirium: I support your supporting of me supporting your idea, dearest.
akira63636363: *dead*
Morning Delirium: -dead too-
Morning Delirium: -supports you in the afterlife-
akira63636363: *supports your support in the afterlife*
Morning Delirium: -supports your supporting of me supporting you in the afterlife-

Look To A Dream: ...S-So I hear you and Citrus are having some marriage problems? 8D;
akira63636363: just god damn it
akira63636363: i just don't know what to do anymore
Look To A Dream: -concerned nodding- :-(
akira63636363: there used to be so much substance in our relationship, like pepsi but now it has gone flat like L.A ice coke
Look To A Dream: XDD
akira63636363: yep it's officially over
akira63636363: but i have good news
akira63636363: your staying with me
Look To A Dream: ...will you buy me lots of presents? 8D
akira63636363: what you should'nt stay with me cause i'm bribing you
akira63636363: *hugs*
akira63636363: you're staying because i'm forcing you D:<
akira63636363: ^^
akira63636363: ok?
Look To A Dream: ... ;_; k.
akira63636363: gooood ^_^

Random thought

2007-10-10T01:35:28Z

A lot of people liken themselves to animals. Some people who try to be badass consider themselves as wolves...so does this mean that sometimes Wolves say that they are a human to be badass or do they call each other human as an insult? :/

anime plus moulin rouge equals love!

NS!Sanosuke history part 1

2007-08-24T23:42:21Z

Sano has a bit of history in new sanctum so i thought why not reminisce-crack style of course. I wanted this part to be longer and include other moments but i got lazy and have got a shit load of h/w just begging me to be done.

So without any further adu, i introduce the first segment of NS!sanosuke history.

Chris a.k.a DEVIL-MAN XD;

2007-08-17T10:08:52Z

CSKT podcast numero uno!

Could i be anymore wrong?

2007-08-06T08:07:32Z

I just got berated for implying that a certain someone was immature.

They totally proved me wrong by typing in capslock over msn. My bad.

Come and watch!

2007-07-24T09:59:57Z

ETA- eh, now Sean wants to collaborate something with me after seeing that <<; Reason i stopped working with him, nam and kj in the first place was because we never actually followed through with any of our projects except for Pigs On A Tram. So many jokes wasted.

We'll hopefully be doing a Harry Potter parody, ~~what with all the craze at the moment, we would be foolish not to do something that has the potential to be viewed by a large audience,~~ with yours truly reluctantly playing as a Harry Potter having drunk too many Butterbeers.

Best Gendo depiction EVER!

2007-06-27T13:11:25Z

oh pie holes .___.

2007-06-04T06:20:02Z

If the boys didn't drag me out on friday during the day and then at night drag me to a triple 18th then i probably would've finished my work on time but now i'm going to have to hand both assignments in a day late >.

One of the reasons why i will always be an FF nerd ^^;

2007-05-05T03:24:34Z

The song i shall one day use to propose to my wife ^__^

2007-01-28T14:04:01Z

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

Chorus:
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me happy honey
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I'd do anything for you

Chorus

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

Chorus

I want you
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you
I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

Chorus

hitokiri_chris @ 2006-11-30T16:03:00

2006-11-30T06:03:13Z

Best and most accurate depiction of Sephiroth-EVER!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/351219

hitokiri_chris @ 2006-11-22T11:16:00

2006-11-22T01:16:05Z

Just like to thank you both, my dearest sisters, for the support you have both shown me. Don't worry, i don't think you guys were making idiots out of yourselves. I thought it was sweet. So i'd just like to thank you both for caring. It makes me smile and feel all warm and fuzzy inside knowing that people all the way on the otherside of the world care about me.

If i had one wish right now, it would be to see you both in person and give you both a big monster hug.....but that is unlikely to happened so i'm afriad you both will have to settle for an internet cuddle. ^^;

*monster hugs Mrs.Fox and Lemon Squeezy*

Love you ~~guys~~ gals <3

Roomies- a new CSKT production

2006-11-20T06:52:33Z

ok i am going to try and lower melancholey and anger levels by typing something positive.

A new CSKT production will be taking place soon. The boys and I will be doing a comedic series inspired by family guy, simpsons and scrubs.

I'm a little nervous since practically all control has been given to me....i've been writing the scripts and comming up with 99.9% of the gags. This is good since i feel uninhibited by other people and can really flex my creative mind though i don't really like this for a few reasons.

One, i'm afriad that my comedy will get repititive and predictable.
Two, Sean's a really funny guy but i feel that we perform at our best when we both work on ideas.
Three, If this thing is a failure than basically it's me who takes all of the responsibility.

Though the positives are that it minimises Kj's contribution of jokes which are absolutely not funny....seriously when we were making Pigs on a Tram he made so many dumb and idiotic jokes and i did not have the strength to say no however lucky Sean did lol. He just flat out said no.

The main characters of the series are none other than us four ofcourse :P

Sean-laid back and cool guy.
Nam-steriotypical asian who is quite innocent.
Kj-The horny guy that just can't get laid.
Chris-violent, anger issues and intollerant of the GINGERS! D:

Chris strikes again.

2006-11-13T04:46:38Z

Last night while my sister was a sleep, i sneaked into her bedroom and re-arranged her stuff...then i went into the kitchen, got the fan and a chair and brought them in as well. To add a real element of 'wtf' i placed my eric cartman doll on the chair, which was placed next to her bed, so than it would look like it was watching her....haha, it took me all the strength i had not to laugh whilst performing the delicate operation XD.

Gay Rights

2006-10-07T20:54:40Z

Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?" - Ernest Gaines

We would like to know who really believes in gay rights on livejournal. There is no bribe of a miracle or anything like that. If you truly believe in gay rights, then repost this and title the post as ‘Gay Rights.’ If you don't believe in gay rights, then just ignore this. Thanks.

Freaky

2006-09-01T06:00:32Z

...worst thing= falling a sleep and than later waking up in the middle of a Silent Hill commercial...the only thought that goes through your mind is 'WTF?'

hitokiri_chris @ 2006-08-12T10:28:00

2006-08-12T00:30:01Z

You scored as Either. You brain is neither specifically male, nor female in the way you perceive your surroundings. As bad as this may sound to some, it can easily mean that you are capable of combining both gender aspects to your advantage. Rather than being genderless you are possibly able think freely. This does not mean that you are bisexual or androgynous or indecisive, but it might.

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Either

75%

Male

64%

Female

43%

Neither

25%

Should you be MALE or FEMALE?*
created with QuizFarm.com

but-buti-i-i'm meant to be.......100%....MAN! T.T

...i know...i'll just go bake myself a big up-side down strawberry cake to cheer me up....

hitokiri_chris @ 2006-08-12T10:04:00

2006-08-12T00:14:30Z

.....was i just ditched for someone else?

Glasses are the new balaclava....

2006-07-29T22:10:53Z

Since the movie superman was released, crime sprees have increased to an all time high. No crims have been caught due to an advancement in the technology of self concealment. This special technology or 'technique' was shared with the world when superman was first premeired.

now i know what you are thinking, when i first saw this i thought they were two completely different guys but....brace yourself for this....grab onto something and don't fall off your chair.....they....are....the...same....PERSON! Crazy isn't it! What slapping on and off a pair of glasses can do!

This is so effective that even those that know you best wont even recognise you! Though just a warning, never wear these things in your own home otherwise your dad will probably pull out a shotgun on you thinking you are a robber or homocidal maniac.

The extent to how these glasses work is still mystery. The worlds top scientist are analysing glasses around the clock but the mystery is yet to unravel itself.

May god have mercy on us.

hitokiri_chris @ 2006-07-20T16:37:00

2006-07-20T06:38:14Z

*Chris is walking with his mates*
Teacher:STOP RUNNING, CHRIS YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN THAT!
*Chris looks at teacher to see she is glaring at him*
Chris:...WTF!? I WAS FUCKING WALKING!
Teacher 2:just move along Chris and leave the unit.
Chris:what the hell? i've done nothing wrong!?
*glares back at 1st teacher and points at his eyes*
Chris:Why don't you get your eyes checked!

a student can't walk without getting yelled at -_-;

meh i put them back in their place anyway. there have been a lot of other events this week but i'll probably type those down later, learning to drive in a few minutes...um hurray?

ChRiS Is a 1337 NiNjA, 4 ReAl!!!111!! Srsly1

2006-07-13T05:45:49Z

Well today was a fun day. i dunno where to begin the story but i'll do a half assed job of it regardless. Anyway, my year level went to the city today to watch the movie Gattaca since it is apart of our english course. So basically we sat in the movie, were sent away for half an hour to get lunch, this time i got good sushi but to my horror Nam ordered the rice paper one which basically tastes like crap and looks like a filled up condom :/.

Anyway we had to go back for the lecture on the movie.

*on the way*

Chris:...i dunno wanna go....
Hannah:we have to
Chris:....wanna skip it?
Hannah:good luck with that.
Nam:i wish man.
Chris:c'mon Nam, we'll go to the lecture and do a prison break!
Nam:lol, how?
Chris:they are bound to show us some clips and when they do the room will go dark. That is when we will make our escape.
Nam:lol.

Chris Narrative:Little did Nam know that i was actually serious. And i wanted to leave even more because the lecturer who by the way looked like colonel sanderz, did not know a thing he was talking about. The students kept correcting him. Anyway Nam completely forgetting about the plan on a few occasions drew attention to himself.

*facepalm*

The art of sneaking out of a lecture is to blend in with the audience and not draw any attention that will permantely make the lecturer remember you. Anyway back with the story..

*Students are forced to sit in the first four rows of the cinema which has a LOT as a cinema should. Luckily though there was noone between me and the end of my row*

Lectuer:ok now i will show that scene in just a moment.
*lights go dark*
Chris:Nam, lets go for it.
Nam:whoa lol, you're serious about this!?
*Chris dives for the ground and begins to full on commando crawl*
*Nam follows*
*They both reach the end of the row*
*They stop before going up the stairs*
Nam:ok, so we're going up?
Chris:yeah hopefully a teacher doesnt see us
*Chris leads the way and begins to crawl up the steps which is annoying since there were two per row*
*Chris pauses and looks down the aisle where the teachers are and notices they are too absorbed in the clip to notice him, Smirking, he continues crawling up the steps silently, knowing that the hard bit was over. They two reach the double doors and slowly crawls out*

Chris:....we made it...
Nam:...i can't believe it!
*Chris and Nam hug each other in celebration before power walking outside the building*
Nam:hahaha...Chris this was a brilliant idea, you're a funny one.

Hahahahahahahahahahahhaahaha we skipped a whole hour of that lecture with out being noticed. hell we didn't even go back in. All we did was wonder around the city freely. We got some belgium waffles and went to minotuar ^__________________________^

An awkward moment in the life of Chris

2006-07-12T05:10:29Z

*Chris is walking around blind folded with a friend guiding him. It was apart of psychology*
*Chris is travelling very slow with his hands infront of him, paranoid that she will run him in a wall*
*Chris's hand finally land on something soft and round*
Chris:um...what is that?
Friend:lol, that is my breast.
Chris:....awwwkwwwaard

FORZA ITALIA!

2006-07-10T06:08:34Z

i can't believe it, we won T_T. *tears of joy*

i honestly thought we were screwed when it came down to penalty shoot outs but haha the azzuri, is there anything you can't do? ^___^

Anyway, i asked Hannah about whether she wanted to go to manifest this year and she instantly agreed to it. Hell we missed out last year, we aren't going to again this year. Nam's organised to go but with other people though he is not too sure whether or not he is going with them. meh even if he does, not like we wont see him there. So it's all good. Read on the website that there was a cosplay competition, wonder if i could win with my T-shirt....the idea of making a jackass of myself is tempting but requires too much effort. ~~i mean come on! who can be stuffed painting on a t-shirt!?~~

math was extremely hard today, i've even uploaded a picture of what we have to do and show why aussies kids are the smartest bitches around. Doubt they have this stuff in america.

Recording some notes.

2006-07-08T23:18:30Z

Ever since watching the karate kid a few weeks back i have been making notes on my own fighting style and etc. I was going to post them all at once but thought against it. I've done mentalilty and group assaults and have started stances which will than be followed by parry/blocks, offensive techniques, pressure points, evasive techniques, grabs and evasive techniques.

anyway the following notes have been influenced by some martial arts i learned such as Tsuru Kai, Bujinkan (a type of ninjutsu), kick boxing, other martial arts and of course research in conjunction with my own experience.

Mentality

Before one can even contemplate learning any techinques, they must first learn how to control their emotions and remain calm in denagerous situations. They have to maintain the correct mentality and believe that they can win. This is essential to surviving. Fighting with no confidence or no heart is as good as not fighting at all, your chances of escaping with little injuries is dramatically decreased. If there is no escaping a fight than you must stand your ground and believe you can beat the jerk that wants to hurt you. This will work to your advantage in a number of ways, one because assholes usually try picking fights with those that don't look strong at all and are hesitant to fight anyone who will stand up for themselves. You remain confident then it is likely they will walk away or still fight but perhaps begin to have doubts on their success. Two, you will fight a lot more better and three, even if you do lose, atleast you know you gave it your all and you would've hurt those pricks.

Another thing that should be known is that the worst that will happen is pain. It's easily said but getting hurt does, well, hurt. However, one should keep in mind that pain eventually goes away. Forget the pain you feel and keep swinging until you have them on the ground. Mind over body is also essential, it is those that can tollerate pain that last longer, if you have a higher pain threshold than your opponent than it is likely you will come out the winner.

Always remain alert, never ever turn your back on an opponent. Trust me, through first hand experience i've almost been penalised heavily for this mistake. One time i almost got a punch to the back of the head which is NOT good or just as bad, coped a knife to my throat. I didn't deserve to die but that's life, drop your gaurd and it's over. So when finishing an opponent, back away cautiously, you never know what they might do. I urge people to show mercy to an opponent and not unnecessiarliy beat them up but just the same, do not drop your gaurd-i cannot stress that enough.

Group assualts

There is no shame in running. If you are out numbred then run, run as fast as you can. It is better to escape with a few a wounds than to end up getting beaten up for no reason. If your are unable to run away and must fight them all than these are the best tips to offer.

Never allow them to surround you, not even the best fighters can dodge attacks from every direction. A person who is foolish enough to think so deserves to get punched but if this situation does occur do not panic. Just because there is a group of them surrounding you, that does not mean that they will fight unanimously or even be co-ordinated. It is likely they will be disfigured which you can use to your advantage. So the first thing you have to do, is look for an escape route, prefeably the largest gap you can find. If you can't run through that and there are no gaps than find the smallest and weakest person and bowl them over. If they are all bigger than you than kick them in the nuts, there is no such thing as a dirty trick in a street fight besides your life could depend on it.

Once you escape from the circle there are three methods you can utilise to take them all out.

One is to stay in the same area and take out one person at the time, but you have to keep moving to minimise any attacks to your back. So keep moving and never stay still. Remember always attack those on their own than those near more people.

The second method is highly difficult to do and requires exteme fitness. You run from the group, naturally the fastest person will reach your first, quickly turn around and beat them up QUICKLY. After that resume running until the next person hax nearly caught up, by repeating this method you will be able to draw out one person at a time and fight them.

Personally my favirote method is to fight near a wall, that way at all times i know that there is always a direction where no one is going to come from. The disadvatage of this however is that they can easily slam your head against the wall. Not best suited for fighting over three people.